THIS POST IS LITERALLY ABOUT NOTHING BUT CORGI BUTTS

As the explore page of my Instagram can attest to, I've recently developed an unashamed obsession with corgis. Their adorably photogenic smiles. Their beautiful thick coats. Their bright eyes and perfectly pointed ears. And DAT ASS.

Have you seen their booties???? No like REALLY HAVE YOU???????

Allow me.

Tell me that's not adorable. And write down your address when you do, so I can come to your house and FIGHT YOU.

Now look at these:

Post with 3388 votes and 6014 views. Tagged with aww, corgi butts; Shared by natsdorf. Excited corgi butts.

sauce: https://www.instagram.com/threecorgis

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(And in case you didn't know, corgis are the beloved ROYAL favorites of Queen Elizabeth herself.)

And finally, I present the Instagram account that started all of this obsession for me: Geordi La Corgi, a self-proclaimed personal trainer & PROFESSIONAL BUTT MODEL.

We always get asked about how we trim Geordi's pants to look so round. We don't. He gets a bath once every 4-6 weeks, then gets brushed out with a comb to remove loose hairs. Geordi likes to keep it "au naturel!" 🍑😎#LowMaintenanceCorgi

22k Likes, 266 Comments - Geordi La Corgi (@lacorgi) on Instagram: "We always get asked about how we trim Geordi's pants to look so round. We don't. He gets a bath..."

Me heading into 2018

40.5k Likes, 613 Comments - Geordi La Corgi (@lacorgi) on Instagram: "Me heading into 2018"

I heard climbing stairs is good 4 the glutes 🍑

21.2k Likes, 329 Comments - Geordi La Corgi (@lacorgi) on Instagram: "I heard climbing stairs is good 4 the glutes 🍑"

slim thick 🍑

12.4k Likes, 218 Comments - Geordi La Corgi (@lacorgi) on Instagram: "slim thick 🍑"

I really can't go through his feed without squealing - it's embarrassing. 

So yeah, this is the end of this post. Like the title said, it was literally about nothing but corgi butts. I just really can't stop thinking about them.

But hey, if you're ever having a bad day, come back to this page. I guarantee it'll make you smile just a little bit.